Entries from February 2009

February 16, 2009

Oh Hey, It’s National Condom Week

Ever get self conscious about purchasing condoms? Many do, but trust that this won’t happen to you:

What you will experience is the satisfaction of knowing that you’re being safe and respecting yourself and your partner. Used properly, condoms are 98% effective. Trojan will even send you some for free.
National Condom Week [...]

February 10, 2009

Parting is Such Sweet… Success?

So, let me get this straight. Someone finagled a way to get funded for studying how hair parts affect your career? Aaand meanwhile I’m unemployed because…
“How Hair Plays A ‘Part’ In Your Career”

February 7, 2009

What’s Wrong With This Picture?

It may not be what you think….

February 7, 2009

Facebook Gets Framed

Gone are the days of sticky tack and awkward oil spots on the walls; frames are where it’s at.
I’ve recently become a fan of framing photographs, and I’m gonna add my usage of them to the list of things that make me feel more like an adult. Frames can add a uniform appearance to a [...]

February 7, 2009

He’s Just Not That Into You: Employment Edition

Thank you for your interest in the ——  position.  It was a difficult decision but the position has been filled.
Your résumé was impressive and you are a well-qualified candidate for the —— position.  You are a talented individual and have many of the quality character attributes that are needed in the position.  You will succeed [...]

February 7, 2009

You Tell Us, Josh!

Share alert! I stumbled upon a great website called heyjosh.com today and it’s definitely worth sacrificing some of your avid facebook stalking time to check it out.  Josh Shipp has been called the “Dear Abby” and “Dr. Phil” for teens., but his messages still ring true even if you aren’t new to pubic hair. Josh, [...]

February 4, 2009

A Late & Yet Surprisingly Efficient Start

Every time I wake up late, I amaze myself with the speed that I can get ready
I’m also annoyed that my body and mind seem incapable of harnessing these super speed readiness tricks every day.
You know the feeling. “Hmm…what time is it? …bwah???!!!!!!!”  This morning I had to babysit at 9, and in my overtired [...]

February 1, 2009

Battle of the Bowls

Okay, so today you could be watching the traditional Super Bowl…
or you could tune into the way cuter, way fluffier Puppy Bowl on Animal Planet
Choose wisely, kids. I mean, I’ll tell ya one thing you’re not gonna see this guy at the Super Bowl:

Check out Best Week Ever’s 5 Reasons to watch the Puppy Bowl [...]