Entries from May 2009

May 23, 2009

My Myspace Man: Take 4

Alright, this one is definitely a good one. “MrRecession” writes:
hello pretty lady.. I wish I was your pillow, so you could drewl all over me..
Ya like that one? SO I COULD DREWL ON HIM. Hmm, couple of things:

MrRecession, eh? How’s that handle workin’ out for ya?
LINE. And not even just A line, but a line [...]

May 21, 2009

Five Little Ducks Went Out to Play…

And somehow, 4 of them ended up in a sewer drain in DC earlier this week.
But wait, before you get upset, know that this story has an ADORABLE conclusion.
So, Monday morning, a duck with one little duckling at her side starts going crazy– squawking like mad at sewer drain in an alley. At the sight [...]

May 14, 2009

My Myspace Man: Take 3

Name: Danny lee
Friend Request sent. No picture. Message as follows:
dang boo you is sexy
Gee, as much I love profiles with next to no information and friend requests with no intent at even being fake internet friends, Danny lee ain’t my boo tonight. Oh, and PS, while his status is single, his mood is “TAKEN”–apparently, his [...]

May 12, 2009

Texts From Last Night: Thanks for the (Otherwise Blurry) Memories

Ohhh the drunken text message. Too crude, too lewd, too much information. If you put it in writing, it can come back to haunt you kids, and the Internet is set to make damn sure of that.

Enter Texts From Last Night, the website that apologetically proclaims, “Remember that text you shouldn’t have sent last night? [...]

May 9, 2009

My Myspace Man: Take 2

“D” writes:
hey sweetie..i know someone as cute as you has a full phonebook , but do you think you can try to squeeze my number in?
going with an old classic, eh? hmm… ya can’t just jump right to the phone number because you used both “cute” & “sweetie.” in this case, d is for [...]

May 8, 2009

No Mercy, Kiddies

19. The blog and the image didn’t get along, but 19 is my total. Psha, I’m disappointed that number’s not higher… ha, oh my indeed.

May 6, 2009

Nothing Short of Incredible: Face Transplant Pictures Released

This is absolutely incredible. Pictures of the world’s first nearly full face transplant have been released, and I don’t see how anyone couldn’t be in awe of this amazing feat.
Connie Culp, the recipient of the face of a dead woman whose family donated her face to this cause, was shot in the face 5 years [...]

May 4, 2009

If You Can Ponytail…

Walking home from work today. And what do I see? Why, the glorious handiwork of nothing but…

Thank my stars, it still exists. Because if you can ponytail, hot dog you can Topsytail. Excellent.