Shatner Does Palin

If you haven’t seen this already, then you need to:

William Shatner performs Sarah Palin’s farewell speech as spoken word. Clearly, it was poetry just waiting to happen.
(And yes, that is indeed how The Tonight Show titled it. Classy.)

BORING… Let’s Glitterator!

Is there a reason I haven’t been able to get this out of my head for days? Wait, better question, is there a reason I would want to get it out?

Well Shucks, There Are Still Worthwhile Shows on TV

Yes, I’m even talking other than 30 Rock. Enter How I Met Your Mother.

If you’re never checked it out, How I Met Your Mother is an Emmy-nominated comedy on CBS in its 5th season. And if you have, well, good choice, friend. It’s a tale of five 20-something friends, and  ultimately, a love story in [...]

If U Seek Amy?

What? Listen to what it spells?

Ohhh, okay Britney. We get it. Thanks for playing it coy. Afterall, teenagers love new ways to talk about sex in front of adults without them catching on. WIN.

(500) Days of Summer

They couldn’t state it anymore plainly, or truly: “This is not a love story. This is a story about love.” I had the pleasure of catching this film a few weeks back at a sneak preview. Quite good, but dare I say definitely not a feel good movie.

I value a film that can make me [...]

My Myspace Man: Take 6

And maybe one day, I’ll make a whole blog out of these alone…
28-year-old Anthony, whose profile features a small child I’m assuming to be his son flippin’ the bird Xs 2, writes:
i know we dont know one another but i wanna say u are as beautiful as a goddess with that body of art names [...]

Hey Remember That Time Dick Cheney Shot Someone?

“Democrats want an investigation into a secret CIA program that was concealed from Congress by Dick Cheney. It was so secret that Cheney could tell you about it, but then he’d have to take you hunting.”
- Jimmy Fallon
Heyo!

I Friended Your Mom Last Night

Facebook. Parents. Shudders.
While I’m happy for my mom’s new grasp of gmail, I’m quite okay with her lacking knowledge on “that facebook thing.”
Oh Crap. My Parents Joined Facebook. highlights assorted embarassing or otherwise ridiculous comments and status updates left by parents on Facebook. Nice idea, although it would be even better if not for the [...]

This Ain’t Yo Mama’s Jane Austen

We all had to read Pride and Prejudice in school, but perhaps Jane would have kept my attention a little better if we had tackled the revamped version, Pride and Prejudice and Zombies, an extended version of the original novel with bone crushing additions by Seth Grahame-Smith.

“It is a truth universally acknowledged that a zombie [...]

My Comment Card Review

For those of you who don’t know, I work as an interactive tour guide at a museum. Basically, it’s leading groups of people, in character, through a one hour experience. We often have guests fill out comment cards so that management has a sense of how they feel about their experience, the pricing of the [...]