Is That a Vibrator?

Got $40 to throw around? Then check out Lancome’s new vibrating “infinate power” mascara. The brush handle features a vibrator that alledgely leads to “ultimate lash transformation” with the help of 7,000 oscillations per minute.

Personally, if I pay more than $6 for mascara I’m thinkin’ “Whoahhhh Nelly,” and I don’t even need the vibrations to get to that one.

Check it out for yourselves at Sephora. Oh, and while you’re there, definitely read some of the reviews. What, $40 mascara didn’t make your eyelashes grow longer, thicker and more volumnous but the vibrations made  you feel really awkward applying it? WELL SPENT.

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