Everyone knows that socks disappear all the time, but can I just ask what the deal is with bobby pins? They come on cards with 40, 60, sometimes HUNDREDS and yet give them a few weeks and they’ve all disappeared.
Perhaps it’s our carelessness (they’re cheap and we view them as expendable), perhaps it’s that they’re small and designed to be camouflaged, but I feel like I’ve lost hundreds in my lifetime alone. When I moved out of my last apartment, maybe about 15 turned up… ones that fell off the night stand and disappeared under the bed, others that had been taken hostage by the demon cat, but still… it just doesn’t seem to all add up.
Vanities everywhere, take heed–that Bobby’s on the run.