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Lil Wayne wanted
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My son is turning 16 and really wanted Lil Wayne to perform for his birthday gala. Unfortunately his schedule will not permit him to make it. I need a Lil Wayne impersonator desperately.
Here is the kicker my son is blind so you do not need to look like the rapper just sound like him. I understand he grunts and mumbles a lot. I don’t care if you are 67 and Jewish if you can sing the songs you’re hired. Money is not an issue. Name your price. Interested individuals please let me know your rap experience, video of you performing as Lil Wayne would be better. If that is not feasible we can arrange for a live audition.
Serious inquiries only, this is very important to my family. Young Money Baby!
Wow. I love that this posting makes it seem as though the actual Lil Wayne was contacted, but now the best alternative is simply anyone who can pull one over on a thug lovin’ blind teenager. Can you grunt? Can you mumble? Are you okay with a not-so-honest buck? Well then “Young Money Baby!”
Admit it; you so want an invite to this one.