For those of you who don’t know, I work as an interactive tour guide at a museum. Basically, it’s leading groups of people, in character, through a one hour experience. We often have guests fill out comment cards so that management has a sense of how they feel about their experience, the pricing of the tour, etc. Tonight, I received this gem of a comment card:
Dana was awesome. Most people are really fake, but she was only a little fake.
You heard it here folks, kids. “Only a little fake.” Take that, “most people.”