It’s always funny to me when I realize that I’ve put my underwear on inside out. It’s increasingly funny when I don’t have this observation until 10pm. I guess statistically, given how often underwear is put off and on, you’re gonna get it wrong now and again. But at the same time, when you’ve had so much more practice with this article of clothing, well, it’s a bit of a personal embarrassment to discover.
I suppose, however, unlike other articles of clothing, others aren’t there to immediately let you know that you’ve goofed… in most cases at least. Perhaps others should be consulted for an approving butt smack of approval. Ya know, just something to consider.
Oh, and in case you were wondering, I definitely didn’t fix it.
Filed under Comedy, random
so cute in the face.. and you had the biggest butt .. ever – m4w – 28 (orange line)
Date: 2009-08-24, 10:35AM ET
the whole time i was looken at you because you were too damn cute to look away
then you got up… and i couldnt believe.. your butt was like.. not a kind of big… but it was like .. stop the party big..
you are an amazing creation
At a recent town hall meeting to discuss health care, a young woman asked her representative about Obama’s so-called Nazi policies, showcasing a photograph of the president sporting a Hitler-like mustache. His response:
Yeah, Barney Frank don’t take that ish, dearie. What do you think about this one?
Filed under news, politics
I got yelled at today for not accepting a rose from a stranger.
I was walking home from work and about to head down to the train when a man with a few roses in his hands began to lunge toward me, extending a pink rose. I smiled and said, “No thank you,” as I assumed they were for sale. “NO NO NO NO NO!” he shouted. I kept walking down to the escalator, briefly looking back as he yelled, “Hey, no!” and something about how I “couldn’t do that” behind me.
Okay, so let’s assume that this man wasn’t trying to sneakily sell the flowers, but to hand them out. Really buddy? Isn’t the good deed/flirtatious gesture just a bit negated when you start shouting at people and demanding they take your flower?
Living in a city never ceases to entertain.
So many unanswered questions…
If you haven’t seen this already, then you need to:
William Shatner performs Sarah Palin’s farewell speech as spoken word. Clearly, it was poetry just waiting to happen.
(And yes, that is indeed how The Tonight Show titled it. Classy.)
Is there a reason I haven’t been able to get this out of my head for days? Wait, better question, is there a reason I would want to get it out?